rearjaculation

The act of having an orgasm so hard you shit yourself

Was banging trace last night bitch started screaming she was gonna cum... then she did the dirty old rearjaculation

ear-tart

The act of taking a shit with in your lovers ear hole the proceeding to slice off there ear and eat it like a raspberry tart.
Vincent Van Gogh got an ear tart

Vincent Van Gogh got an ear-tart