Anal Solstice

When a person has Anal sex on the 21st of every month.

When you have an Anal solstice, its the best sex ever but, you can only do it once a month.

Testicular Starvation

When you havent had sex in a very long time and your testicles start to shrink.

Honey what happened to your balls?" " oh im suffering from Testicular Starvation.

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