TIFANY

She is a sweet and powerful female that is willing to give anything to protect someone she loves. She is a great person that could be positive most of the time but when something gets on her nerves, she becomes a sassy bitch. She will get your attention and you will never forget her because she is amazing. For the most part Tifany also means Sexy, mentally and physically.

I could always count on Tifany to be there, when not even myself is present.

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Fry Tax

When a school lunch table buddy buys a basket of fries. Every guy (or gal) within reach of said buddy gets one (1) fry, if and only if they say "Fry tax".

If buddy complains about said taxation, whomever he protested to receives one (1) more fry. Continue taxing until buddy stops complaining.

Additions:

I) If a girl buys fries, leave her alone, she's a girl.

II) If it's Friday, or you're just feeling like a jerk, you may state, "Raised taxes!" and may take two or three fries. Anymore than this is just rude.

*Mark sits at table with fresh basket of warm, golden school lunch fries*
Mike & Alex: "Fry tax!"
-Mike & Alex reach and take a fry.
Mark: "What!? NO! Stop!"
Mike & Alex: "Complaint tax!"
-Mike & Alex reach and take another fry.
Mark: "Fine fine fine..."

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