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The fear of Jews.
It is assumed that Adolph Hitler, Mel Gibson, my neighbor, and the victims of the Madoff ponzi scheme suffer from shalomophobia.
Skinhead: You're a Jew. I hate you.
Me: Your shalomophobia suggests that you may be a closet Jew.
Skinhead: Well, my great-grandfather was 1/4 Jewish, but that doesn't count because he converted.
Me: I'm hear for you, bro.
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A surgically enhanced chest resulting from unwanted physical or emotional conditions (i.e. breast cancer, unsightly birthmark, gender issues).
The contents in Pamela Anderson's medicine chest seem to be expiring.
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An unnecessary and somewhat obnoxious introduction to an obvious observation.
Synonymous with the phrase âit goes without saying.â
Person A: I heard that my teacherâs vagina smells like a toxic waste dump. Needless to say I wonât be putting my nose anywhere near that.
Person B: If itâs needless to say, then why did you say it?
Person A: Wellâ¦Iâ¦uhâ¦I donât know.
Person B: Dick (while walking away).
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A temporary or permanent state of mind that occurs when a person is dissatisfied with a result. This reasoning may range from borderline valid to extremely frivolous.
Michael: What a gold digger Mary is! She's only dating Adam because he's rich.
Thomas: That's just your discrimagination. It's probably because they have similar hobbies.
MIchael: Like what? Hiking? I could try that.
Thomas: You have no legs.