Mongolian Flickgooning

The process of hiring a Mongolian little person to give you an Alligator Reacharound.

Hey bud, can we go back to my place and do some Mongolian Flickgooning

Giggleblasting

The practice of hitting an aggressive leg day with a partner. Post Workout both you and your partner slather each other with Heinz Mayochup. Once fully lathered, one person puts on an inflatable dinosaur costume and brutally molests the other.

Hey John, are we still up for Giggleblasting later?