Google Witch

A crystal enthusiast interested in furthering their esoteric knowledge via google (and instagram). The type of person with black chipped nail ‘who-felt-your-Gemini-energy’. Focuses on the optics of witchcraft. Consider this behavior gentrification.

“Did that google witch seriously pull out her tarot cards to take a selfie?”

Google Witch

A crystal enthusiast interested in furthering esoteric knowledge via google. The type of person (picture: her chipped nail polish, incense and Jimi Hendrix tee) focuses on the optics of witch craft. Consider this behavior gentrification.

“Yo did you see that google witch pull out those tarot cards for the gram?”

Phares

Picture him: trapped behind radioactive bars of his own intrigue and sorrow. Perhaps the most opinionated, self serving, draconian friends you’ll ever have. Shameful hypebeast tendencies are redeemed by witty insights. He holds himself to high personal standards, and neither seeks the approval of others nor is affected by their criticism. This is why most people immediately dislike him. Do not feed after midnight.

Jeez, Phares, that was harsh.