Durward

A devious trickster who eventually will rule the entirety of the free world. Known for having a large Penis and being skilled in its usage. If he is not plotting on seizing power at a given moment, he is likely starting a fire or driving a rally car.

Durward just lit my FUCKING house on fire again.
I saw Durward the other day, he was driving a F1 car and had a posse of bobbies in pursuit.
Last night I met some guy at a bar, had a vaginal pulse for hours, after I noticed he stole my purse, such a Durward.