Legidiot

A legitimate idiot, without question.

The legidiot waiter brought us another round of entrees when we asked for the check.

Chinka

The point of a wine glass at its largest circumference, used to measure the perfect pour.

Pour me a glass of wine up to the chinka

Smixing

The Act of Mixing two or more sauces or condiments.

Double dipping is one thing, but I couldn’t get past the fact that Susan was smixing the salsa and queso last night.

boonkin

A familiar folk or friend from your past life.

I never thought I’d stumble into my boonkin upon travel to see my parents in my hometown.

B.O.B.

Acronym: Bulk of bill. The majority line item of a check from a restaurant or bar.

After the third round of margaritas at dinner, tequila was the B.O.B.