Medical, noun. Another word for the penis.
Dude 1: "How was your date with that chick last night, my man?"
Dude 2: "Awesome. I bought her one drink and next thing she was down on me sucking off my romance bone."
Dude 1: "Way to go!"
Another way of writing the derogatory term nigga. This often won't get picked up by e-mail blockers and mail scans. Neverthless, it's the old offensive 'N'-word.
Text message: "Yo is a smart n199a"
Another of the Holy Grail sex acts to be found in select porno movies. This is where a guy gets to fist two chicks in the ass at the same time. He is wearing the rusty handcuffs.
Dude 1: "Yo! I got a great new porno. This lucky bastard gets to wear the rusty handcuffs!"
Dude 2: "That's sick man. Lend me a copy."
Common name for any publication that can be used to support masturbation activity. From traditional top-shelf porn mags through to lingerie catalogues - all wankopaedias.
Dude 1: "Man, that was a bad day at work."
Dude 2: "No shit, Dawg. Just relax yourself at home with a good wankopaedia."
Another name for a penis. This term applies to the cock of a man who likes MILF.
Dude 1: "Hey Dawg, why so sad?"
Dude 2: "Slow trade, dude. My MILF tickler ain't gettin' no use this month!"
A mature, chunky MILF with that big ham ass that you could just eat.
Not everyone's thing; but great for the guy who likes big booty and MILF.
Dude 1: "You sir, are a sad fuck."
Dude 2: "Why, Dawg? 'Cos I like like fat ham MILF? Huh? Huh?!"
A person who is absolutely addicted to pussy and basically lives to get the next fuck. A serious medical condition and sufferers can get group support and therapy from Cuntaholics Anonymous.
Dude: "It is 78 minutes since my last fuck. I am a cuntaholic and I need help."
Therapist: "Thank you Dude, you have taken the first step to recovery."