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Noun. Huge lumbering creature with massive breasts, ferocious appetite and very slow, ungainly walk.
Derived from Greek: preggo = "knocked up chick" + sauros = "lizard".
"Wow, I didn't see Nicki for ages since she got knocked up. She's a real 8 month preggasaurus now.
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Yet another term for anal sex.
Dude 1: "Man my new chick is a slut. She let me slush fuck her!"
Dude 2: "Way to go, my man!"
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British schoolboy term for a stash of porn found under a hedgerow. It is an ancient custom in Britain that once a jazz mag has come to the end of its life, the owner shall place it under a hedgerow so that it may be adopted by a new one.
Timmy: "Whacko Roger! Hit the blimmin' jackpot last night!"
Roger: "Oh do tell!"
Timmy: "Yes, found some cracking hedgerow grumble down Dale Lane!"
Roger: "Cripes! Better make sure your housekeeper doesnΓ’ΒΒt find it or there'll be no sherbet fountains for you, ho ho!"
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Another term for vigorous anal sex. So said because it will shake your spine.
"Hi doll! Do you fancy a spine rattler? Huh?"
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The legendary fattest ho in Indonesia. Similar in shape, temperament and size to the volcanic island in the Sunda Strait between Java and Sumatra which blew itself to bits in 1883.
"I just been to visit Krakafatty. She's a 300 pounds piece of yellow ho-ass and when she goes off you is as good as dead."
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An unexpected arrival. So named, because of the startled look of the average porn starlet when the money shot hits them in the face.
Lady Clematis looked up at Lord D'Cockworthy with a look of total surprise for he had just delivered a porn stars pop shot right between her emerald eyes.
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Noun. Spent nuts are the male testicles after having been drained of all semen. They need a prolonged period to regenerate. Typically happens after an intense session of masturbation.
Dude 1: "Wow man, I had an amazing night thinking about your mom. I got spent nuts today."
Dude 2: "WTF?"
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