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One of the Holy Grail sexual acts. This involves one man and three women. The lucky man will have one woman on his penis and one hand in each of the other two women. This makes him look like Neptune's tri-pronged trident.
And like everything nautical, the whole thing smells of fish and is very slippery.
Nick: "I scored big the other day, I hit on three chicks and they did Neptune's trident with me."
Dude: "Way to go my man! You IS a sex god!"
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Female with a chest pumped up with breast implants. Implants are usually a solid silicone bag filled with a saline solution. Think of that if you happen to be whacking off over a sticky-vid featuring implanted chicks.
Whoa! Did you see Martine's new tits? She's the siliconesse of the plastic-boob pride.
4π 2π
Yet another slang term for erection. When the man-meat is as hard as the tool used by a diamond miner to cut through rocks.
Dude 1: "Did you see the ass on that chick? Huh, huh? I was hard as a diamond miner's pick axe!"
Dude 2: "Way to go, Dawg!"
8π 6π
Another name for a very good erection. So named because it resembles the shinbone of a dinosaur in terms or shape and hardness.
Dude 1: "That new chick in Accounts? She gives me wood."
Dude 2: "Aye, Dawg. Me too - a real dinosaurs shinbone."
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Yeah, that date with Polly was a total washout. It was all going well until we got down to some serious chimping - then she dropped her panties and revealed her thatched cave.
Man, I couldn't go down on that - would've been like Frenching Chewbacca.
4π 3π
Noun. Spent nuts are the male testicles after having been drained of all semen. They need a prolonged period to regenerate. Typically happens after an intense session of masturbation.
Dude 1: "Wow man, I had an amazing night thinking about your mom. I got spent nuts today."
Dude 2: "WTF?"
17π 6π
Another term for vigorous anal sex. So said because it will shake your spine.
"Hi doll! Do you fancy a spine rattler? Huh?"
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