spidering

Yet another term for anal sex. This one is when that damn old asshole is a big hairy bastard - like a spider. As found on dirty women who don't know Jack Shit about shaving.

Dude 1: "That new chick from Accounts? She's one hairy bitch!"
Dude 2: "Yeah! Time to go spidering, Dawg!"

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watch shit steam

Describes a very boring person. One who is so lame, they would happily watch the vapour from freshly dumped excrement rather than have a life. An accountant maybe.

Dude 1: "So how's you new job? Good boss?"
Dude 2: "Total bummer man! The boss would watch shit steam rather than do anything useful!"

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wear the fox hat

Having a woman sitting on your face. A woman with a very large hairy bush. And if she is a red-head, it is a perfect fox hat.

Dude 1: "Tonight my friend, I shall wear the fox hat."
Dude 2: "Yo Dawg! Way to go, my man."

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fuck custard

Thick semen. As found in good porno movies after the pop shot.

Dude 1: "I just watched 'Bukkake Cum Sluts Vol. 6' - man, I ain't seen so much fuck custard ever!"
Dude 2: "Dude, lend me that - NOW!"

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easy ride

A slag. An easy woman who takes little persuasion to get into bed. Not good looking often.

Dude 1: "Hey! Still single, Dawg?"
Dude 2: "Yeah, I'm makin' do with easy ride 'til something good comes along!"

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fanny clap

Where a vagina's lips shut so rapidly that they make a clapping noise. Suggestive that they are big flappy flaps and that a large penis has been withdrawn at some huge speed.

A kind of vaginal sonic boom. You need damn big flaps to make a full fanny clap.

<CLAP!>
Dude: "What da fuck was that, woman!?"
Chick: "Damn muthafucka! You took you damn dick out too fast for me, that was my fanny clap Nigga!"

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pass the Prozac

What one says when one is describing a miserable friend or partner. One of those people who just saps life away from you.

They are infectiously depressing.

Dude 1: "Dawg, you look so glum. You still going out with that miserable beatch?"
Dude 2: "Yes ... pass the Prozac."

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