fuck dustbin

Extremely offensive slang name for a woman.

Dude 1: "You been to Accounts Department lately?"
Dude 2: "Yeah Dawg. I seen that new fuck dustbin they got - she is gross."

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womb on wheels

A pram. Once the baby has dropped, mum now pushes it in a womb on wheels in front of her.

"See that chick? Nice ass, nice rack. I'd tap her up if it weren't for her damn womb on wheels."

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Furious Five

Verb. To masturbate. After a hard day at work, a man needs an Adventure With The Furious Five to relieve himself of surplus testosterone and spoodge.

"I was stuck on that train for an hour pressed up against sweaty MILF and dirty slags. When I got home I had to give it the Furious Five to get the stress off."

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chimping

Having sex. As seen on numerous National Geographic Channel documentaries.

And now yet another programme featuring Jane Goodall and some randy monkeys in Africa. Viewers please note that this show features some serious chimping.

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barrack room biscuit

Military. A very unpleasant thing. So named from squadie wanking contests. The resulting 'barrack room biscuit' is covered in a lot of spoodge (and is usually force fed to the last man to shoot).

Dude 1: "D'ya see that chick's face in 'Bukkake Cum-fest Volume 9'? What a mess!"
Dude 2: "Yeah, Dawg. Bad as a barrack room biscuit."

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frost this face

An instruction given by a porn star to a co-star in order to get him to lose his mess over her face.

Porn Star (Female): "Come on you bastad! Frost this face you cock monkey!"
Porn Star (Male): "Eeuuuuuuuuurrrghh ... one load of jizz ... coming up!" <SPOODGE>"

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front wedgie

Another name for a camel toe.

When a chick's pants or knickers or swim-suit is sooo tight that she splits her beaver for you to see.

"Sweet Jesus, that slut give herself a damn fine front wedgie. Man I could count her pubes."

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