distemper

Noun, refers to one's anger emotion.

Not to be confused with a viral disease that affects animals like dogs and cats or a kind of paint.

Dude 1: "Charmaine sent me to the vet for a checkout."
Dude 2: "WTF?"
Dude 1: "Yeah, Dude, she says I got distemper when we is fightin."

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Nobel prize-winner

The ultimate erection. When a dude is so hard that he can cut diamonds with it - he possesses a thing that would win the Nobel prize for physics.

"I was down at the beach and the chicks were so hot, I had to lie face down to hide my Nobel prize-winner."

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burping the baby

Yet another term for a wank. In the same way you bounce a baby up and down and give it a rub to make it burp, a man bounces his member around, gives it a rub and hopefully burps out some spoodge.

Dude 1: "Yo! Good day at work?"
Dude 2: "Nah Dawg, I ended up burping the baby in the gents to keep me sane."

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bitcht

An adjective that describes the state of your face after your woman has given you a slap for dissing her.

Dude 1: "Dude, whazzup your face?"
Dude 2: "Charmaine bitcht it up last night when we wuz fightin."
Dude 1: "What you say, man?"
Dude 2 "All I said was 'you's an irrational, hormone driven bag of cellulite' and she bitcht me like."

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baby brunch

Boobs; particularly the loaded ones you see on preggos.

"Did you see that MILF just now? Wow, she had plenty of baby brunch hanging out front."

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project management

The management of projects. Typically, this is all about figuring out what's needed, working out how to satisfy that need, costing it out, doing the job and delivering the product/service or whatever.

Some say it's science, some say an art. Whatever. It keeps a lot of pencil-necks in jobs and forms the bedrock of capitalist growth through cost, time and quality controlled efforts.

If you want an example of good project management, take 5 to figure out how they built a pyramid in ancient Egypt.

Getting a shag out of Estelle requires more project management than I can conjure up. You'd need a Harvard MBA to figure out a route into her box.

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smacking the glove

Masturbation while wearing a condom.

Dude 1: "I am so bored at work today. Cover for me, I'll be smacking the glove in the restroom."
Dude 2: "Will do my man. Enjoy!"

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