chimping

Having sex. As seen on numerous National Geographic Channel documentaries.

And now yet another programme featuring Jane Goodall and some randy monkeys in Africa. Viewers please note that this show features some serious chimping.

womb on wheels

A pram. Once the baby has dropped, mum now pushes it in a womb on wheels in front of her.

"See that chick? Nice ass, nice rack. I'd tap her up if it weren't for her damn womb on wheels."

slut custard

Yet another term for semen. This is the type chucked over a porn starlette's face in an average porno-movie.

Director: "OK folks, ready for the pop shot - let's see some slut custard fly!"
Porn Star: "Eeeeeuuuuuurggghhhh !!!! <SPLOODGE>"

skin sporran

Another affectionate term for the scrotum, this time from North of the border in Scotland.

"Och ma boggle. Ahm kippin ma wee bowlocks seef in mah skin sporran ready for Morag to play wi'." (Traditional Scottish Saying)

front wedgie

Another name for a camel toe.

When a chick's pants or knickers or swim-suit is sooo tight that she splits her beaver for you to see.

"Sweet Jesus, that slut give herself a damn fine front wedgie. Man I could count her pubes."

frost this face

An instruction given by a porn star to a co-star in order to get him to lose his mess over her face.

Porn Star (Female): "Come on you bastad! Frost this face you cock monkey!"
Porn Star (Male): "Eeuuuuuuuuurrrghh ... one load of jizz ... coming up!" <SPOODGE>"

fuck dustbin

Extremely offensive slang name for a woman.

Dude 1: "You been to Accounts Department lately?"
Dude 2: "Yeah Dawg. I seen that new fuck dustbin they got - she is gross."