nasty virgil

A nasty virgil is a flummoxed little person who's balls are bigger than their penis. This size difference causes the nasty virgil to often pee on his own ball sack, thus making him smell like urine. This smell merits calling him nasty virgil

man you smell like piss, nasty virgil

shipled

Shipled is the painful action of a man sitting on his own testicles. This often occurs in elderly, bald men known to tuck their ball sacks into their knee high socks.

Dave shipled himself; blew out his nuts while attempting to jump into that lifted truck.