Mackerel Passage

An often damp or somewhat odourful minge, usually accompanied by large flaps.

Flipping heck lad, did you catch a whiff of Janice’s mackerel passage

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The Odourless Man

A being of unknowingly immense power, he leaves no footprints in the sand as he traverses the astral planes seeking out wisdom.

Some have said the surface of his head harbours the lowest coefficient of drag ever to be recorded and that he whispers to marsupials during the low light of mid spring.

The knowing of his existence is only because he allows it… as I write this passage the memories of his being become faint … he is sacred

Jack: ‘What was that over there’

Brian: ‘could have been the odourless man’
Jack: ‘I’ve heard he leaves no footprints in the sand’