SRS

Sudden Repulsion Syndrome

Me: "Bruh it was so wierd it was like 12 at night we were texting it was so loved up like boo cant wait to see you lets hook up like dont tell the fam then like all of a sudden something just like clicked and all my feelings were gone af like in a millisecond no joke i was so grossed out like who tf is this cnt i be talking to like shit what do i do cuz like i been leading him on and now i be like sorry bruh i dont even like you??"

Friend: "Sounds like you got SRS man that must be shitty aye"

Me: "Right, like i feel so crap and i know he feel so crap but i dont know what do do about it"

Friend: "G-down b its gonna be g just like pray bout it tbh my man Jesus can do it all."

Me: "Tru dat ill be prayin about SRS prayin i dont get turned off like that everytime you know."

Friend: "Ye, cool bruh."

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Shbartping

A legendary combination of sharting, burping and peeing.

Me: Bro I feel like im constantly a farting burping shitting peeing machine

Friend: damn sounds like shbartping to me

Me: wow thats nuts

yep #shbartping4lyfe