wjat

What you type when you aren't paying attention and trying to type "what" into the knewboard/texting.

Wjat the f*ck is that bro?

Wait, wjat?? You're pregnant with my dad's baby?

dog on me

another version of “don’t make fun of me” or “don’t bully me”

“hey don’t dog on me but i think i like him”
“are you serious? ew.”