Cum Savage

A woman who is obsessed with getting and saving every bit of her obsessed man's jizz

Danielle is such a cum Savage that she has saved every one of her man's used condoms

Cum Flu

A variety of STDs which could put you on the "bench" until cleared up

"Where's Kim?"
"Oh she went home with that rando and is stuck at home with the cum Flu"