Bud Select

A beer with the taste of a thousand sun rises and the drinkability comparable to that of the holy grail.

Guy #1: "What're we gettin shitty on tonight?"

Guy #2: "Jim came out tonight"

Guy #3: "Let's grab some bud select"

Guy #4: "I knew he was out since day one"

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Blumper Decker

The combination of a blumpkin and an upper decker.
To defecate in the tank of one's toilet while receiving a blowjob.
i.e. To get mad domepiece while releasing the beast into the top of that Faggoty Ann's toilet.

Leopold: My asshole roommate fucked my mom last week, so I asked his mom to come over to 'see which of his clothes not to donate'. I broke out a decadent white zinf at the end, and one thing led to another... Next thing I know I'm getting him back with a blumper decker in his bathroom with his mom.

Lance: My stars, good play.

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