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prosecution

1. Another word for The Man. Gets you busted for possession of marijuana, copying DVDs, and other "crimes". Never ever in a Gogolplexian years does the prosecution do a good thing for yourself.

2. What you'll be on the receiving end of if you screw up.

1. In Heaven the prosecution is spiritually incapable of winning ever.
2. Violators subject to prosecution.

by Wm. Wallace the Freedom Fighter May 23, 2008

22πŸ‘ 45πŸ‘Ž


treat me like a cow from India, not a cow from Britain

Another way of saying "be nice to me". Said because in India, cows are worshipped as gods, and in Britain, cows are mistreated and are allowed to get hoof and mouth disease and mad cow disease.

Goliath: You're ugly and would only be good as food for the birds and wild animals!
David:Treat me like a cow from India, not a cow from Britain.

by Wm. Wallace the Freedom Fighter January 3, 2008

11πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


Amish Sweat Ritual

When a man in a solid-colored shirt with suspenders on, possibly an Amish man, gets all sweaty from toiling in the fields farming and his shirt is soaked with muddy sweat, either from the dirt that was kicked up when plowing in 95 deg F weather, or from rolling in the crumply soil.

At the end of the movie Witness it looks like the Amish men just got done with an Amish Sweat Ritual.

by Wm. Wallace the Freedom Fighter October 28, 2007

4πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


The France of American Sports

Until 2002-2004, New England. So called because the Red Sox took 86 years to win a World Series, and the Patriots took approximately 36 SuperBowls to win one. Having a sporting event without New England is like going deer hunting without an accordian.

New England is The France of American Sports, they almost never win any games.

by Wm. Wallace the Freedom Fighter January 3, 2008

3πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


horse of a different color

Any specific type of thing that is different in a noticeable way, similar to a horse dyed with Jello powder so that is a different color. A new way of doing something.

In 1992 the Sony Minidisc was a horse of a different color when it came to sound recordings.

Well, that's the horse of a different color! <--In the Wizard of Oz when they refer to the purple and blue horses.

by Wm. Wallace the Freedom Fighter December 11, 2007

21πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


Mephiroth

It's what you get when you cross the evils of Mephistopheles and Sephiroth from Final Fantasy.

Mephiroth took his blaster gun and hosed down the convent with both barrels.

by Wm. Wallace the Freedom Fighter January 9, 2008


15-bit marriage

Denoting a state of being where you are freely allowed to have from 0 to 32,767 wives/husbands. Two to the 15th power is 32,768, and there is also the state of having no spouse, so the values are from zero to thirty-two thousand, seven hundred and sixty seven. So one could have either 32,767 wives or any combination of wives and husbands in one family adding up to 32,767. The original Mormons were engineered with a 15-bit marriage, the highest in post-100A.D. history.

The Mormons had the resplendent promise of giving the user a 15-bit marriage, but in 1890 they caved in to government pressure to be cycle-inaccurate and therefore have only one spouse.

When I die I hope I can have a 15-bit marriage in Heaven.

by Wm. Wallace the Freedom Fighter December 24, 2007

7πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž