fullard

a scottish fella acting like genitals after taking a couple of viagras

Mark's been acting like a fukwit lately
Ye he being a fullard

Glemu Flu

A disease first discovered in 2019 that affects someone that was close to someone who is or was sick with any illness (even something as contagious as a migraine).
Also known as the "I've got what he has" sickness.

Glenn was sick yesterday and now I suffer from the glemu flu.