Worthington

A place where they have to bring in an inner city principal with a pube head to try to contain the big bad scary suburban kids.

Principal: Good morning students ( 1 minute pause)..this is your principal speaking ( 1 minute pause) I am very proud of all of you..im going to go comb my jerry curl and mack some highschool bitches..EDDIE D OUT

Student:Man that guy is wack son

Other Student: ur from fucking Worthington stop acting ghetto, now watch biggest flirt get the girls!

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marysville

A place where dudes like to have sex with their sisters. A trash-town where your mother can also be your sister, and your father can also be your brother. They suck at everything and they all want to be black and have trash staches, and some of the guys try to be preppy but most still enjoy incest. Is inferior to worthington in all ways shapes and forms, except for marysvilles inate quality with incest.

Dave: Hello sir im new in the area and would like to take your sister out.
Jasper-Bob: well lookey here buddy, welcome to marysville, and if anyone is having sex with my sister tonight its gonna be ME!

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