ogame

A free, real time browser, text-based game that is always in play. Your goal is to colonize planets and harvest resources while amassing giant fleets. Ultimately, you want to destroy other fleets while continuously trying to expand your empire. There are multiple universes of this game, and it originated in Germany. It, along with more information, can be found at www.ogame.org.

I forgot to fleetsave last night, and I got crashed in Ogame.

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Ostrich Honky

Any of a breed of 19-24 year old women, usually blonde (natural or otherwise), who think they are the greatest things since sliced cheese. (Only in their own mind.) They come across as snotty, bitchy, spoiled, psychotic and terminally dull.

Example “Man my girlfriend is such an ostrich honky, I want to kill her.”

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Brick City Spackle Knife

After the end of some really dirty butt sex, the pitcher spins the girl around and ejaculates in a facial orifice (preferably her nose so she can smell it) and promptly smooths it over with his still shitty dick, like you would use a spackle knife. Caution: May induce vomiting.

I decided to spice things up, so I gave that bitch a Brick City Spackle Knife.

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flaky ass

the shit that sticks to your ass if you sit on the toilet to long when reading the paper. Hard to detect and very hard to clean.

hurry up in the bathroom bro, you're gonna get the flaky ass.

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ee ya lata

the shortened way of saying see ya later, but also meant in a more negative way.

this party sucks, ee ya lata.

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ape lady

a woman with very hairy arms and back

your mom looks like an ape lady.

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Leathersex

S/M B/D etc etc

Leathersex is a sexual variation

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