Chav

English person who lives in a caravan, has cigarettes for breakfast, cocaine for lunch and McDonald's for dinner (if they haven't been shanked up already). Their dad left between the time they were born and the age of two, their mum works in a fish and chip shop and their 17 year old brother is a drug dealer.

FUN FACT: The place with the highest population of chavs is Wick
Synonyms: Pikie, hoodie, yob
Most commonly found: On the Jeremy Kyle Show

Anyone from The Only Way Is Essex is a chav