Funko

An old man, typically white but not necessarily, who spends his golden years sitting in a folding chair overlooking a rail yard to spot trains and log them on funko websites. Funkos are easily identified by their bucket hats, white T-shirts’ and socks, sandals and Bermuda shorts. Invariably ham radio operators.

“Man I couldn’t hop the manifest to Nawlins cause a them dang Funkos trainspotting the yard.”