Pommy Wash

The quick wash used in England on a daily basis while waiting for a weekly weekend bath. This is done at a sink and requires a flannel to clean the face, neck, underarms and genital area,

Mate, I've got no interest in going down on her tonight - she's only done Pommy Washes for the past week.

Diversity Diva

A woman, or someone who identifies as a woman, that achieves a prominent position due to a company's diversity criteria and not her actual ability. This woman then goes and makes a massive diva of herself knowing there is no way for her to be fired.

Alex: What's the story with Grace? She's absolutely useless and a massive bully.
Billy: She's a Diversity Diva; got her job because the company needed more female managers to make quota. No way for her to be thrown out no matter how much of a bitch she makes of herself.