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1. An imaginary food that creates altered states, including odd behavior, stupidity, strong sexual desires, extreme happiness, brilliant insight and any other unexplained experience of consciousness and/or unconsciousness.
2. A special food that helps one maintain one's sanity and at time gives one super-powers.
3. Very similar to "Woffie Cookies"
Despite the fact that the President of the United States had just declared Global Nuclear War, he nibbled down a few Wow Crackers prior to the press conference, where he was to announce a planned vacation in the Bermuda Triangle, for the next three weeks.
How a woman at the age of 97 was able to screw the whole Dallas Cowboys football team, left only one answer, it was reported that she had consumed several boxes of Wow Crackers prior to the encounter.
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Pronounced - "wuff-e cookie"
1. An imaginary food that creates altered states, including odd behavior, stupidity, strong sexual desires, extreme happiness, brilliant insight and any other unexplained experience of consciousness and/or unconsciousness.
2. A special food that helps one maintain one's sanity and at time gives one super-powers. Very similar to "Wow Crackers"
After the discovery of his wife leaving him for another woman, the head of neural-surgery went on a intense week long drinking binge and then was able to preform a history making surgical operation after eating Woffie Cookies for breakfast.
Joan sat bewildered at her desk, as her supervisor grilled her about why she showed up for work naked. Her only response was it must have been the Woffie Cookies she had at dinner the previous night.
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