Beating my meat

This is when you grab your erect penis and move your arm in a type of oscillatory motion. The meat being the penis and beating being another word for masturbation.

*Jerry sees a hot naked chick*

Jerry: Damn i wanna be beating my meat right now!
*Jerry proceeds to unbuckle his belt and take off his pants*
*Jerry firmly grasps his penis and starts beating it*

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Busting a fat one

"Busting one"is busting one of your testes, another word for ejaculation. "Fat" is simply an emphasis for the amount of sperm ejected from the penis, in this case there's a lot of, and you better hope that thot enjoys your white warm creamy testicular fluids.

*Girl kneels down*
*sucks man's Penis*
*Man's about to climax*

Jerry: I'm going to be busting a fat one on your face
*Jerry pulls out of women's mouth and aims the penis towards her face*
*Jerry shoots*
*Jerry satisfyingly watches the sperm trickle down her face*

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Socks on

You say "Socks on" Before sexual intercourse of the same sex to let your partner know that what they're about to do is no longer homosexual (Gay) therefore being Heterosexual (Straight). Make sure your partner and anyone else in the room puts their socks on, otherwise the act will be considered gay.

Dave: Socks on!
Zack: Socks on!
*They both put their socks on*
*Dave slowly and sensually undresses Zack*
ME: You get the picture, we don't need to go any further than that

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