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When a game lags, but the playable character goes normal speed, making the game incredibly easy.
John: Man, the final world in Super Mario Bros. is hard!
Max: I wouldn't know. I won using a lag paradox.
In the place of "your mom" or "your face." Where you have no idea how to end an awkward or embarrassing conversation.
Guy: Hey, did you just try to rob that bank?
Other Guy: Yeah, so what?
Guy: It's been closed down for ten years.
Other Guy: Uhh... well.... ummm..... 76!!! (Runs away)
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Kevin: (Walks in on high school football player wearing dress)
Football Player: La la la la la la la!
Kevin: WTF!!! HOLY CRAP!!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?!?!??!
Football Player: It's not what it looks like! Uhh... ummm... 76! (Jumps out window)
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If you are reading this there are three things that could have happened. One, you are bored out of you mind and decided to type "qpwoeiruty" (quip-WHOA-er-TEE) into your search engine. Two, a pet has walked across your keyboard and somehow managed to type this in. And three, you got clever after typing qwertyuioplkjhgfdsazxcvbnm and even qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp and wanted to see if you could beat the system.
1) Over-worked Mailman: Ughh, I'm so bored. (Looks at keyboard.) I wonder... (types in qpwoeiruty) ...OH MY GOD THEY HAVE IT!
2) Mr. Zomg: Hey, get off the keyboard! Get! Huh, why is qpwoeiruty typed in? What happens if I hit enter?
3) Clever Guy With Too Much Spare Time: Okay, so they have qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp on Urban Dictionary. But do they have qpwoeiruty? ZOMG THEY DO!!!
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a) When you send an e-mail to the wrong person
b) When you receive someone else's mail.
c) When you receive mail or an e-mail saying you have lost a family member, your house burnt down, you lost your job etc.
a) Oh, crap! I just sent the love letter for the girl I'm cheating with to my wife!
b) Hey, Mr. Nicolas! I got you mail by mistake! I didn't know you were a hooker!
c) I got fail mail from my boss. He fired me for being late yesterday.
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