butt sleeve

The inner lining of the anal sphincter and subsequent musculature of the lower intestine.

An article of personal protective equipment one would wear over the arm while engaged in the artificial insemination of livestock, or while committing other questionable acts of sodomy.

Make sure to don your butt sleeve before going elbow deep!

I’ve been cutting some repugnant gassers lately, I think something died in my butt sleeve.

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texticles

A unique trait that can be acquired by either male or female.
Typically driven towards a more feeble subject, texticles are the fictional body part that one posesses while texting mean, hateful or foolish words/phrases to another subject simply because he/she does not have the confidence to verbalize the opinion in the flesh. Alcohol tends to play a supportive role in the realm of texticles.

He must have a solid pair of texticles if he thinks he can get away with texting me at 4 in the morning looking for a fight.