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When it becomes clearly obvious that your friends aren't playing their own music on Spotify, but rather are looking for what you are listening to, and then playing the exact same thing.
"There's no way that he coincidentally played same exact 5 songs as me on Spotify. It's clear that Josh is a dangerous Spoti-stalker, and I need to be extra careful to not get my style ripped off."
When rappers achieve such a status level that they have their very own scruffy, Caucasian singer on retainer just to sing the hooks on their songs.
At the recent award show, Kanye West's Trophy Hook Singer, Bon Iver, really hit it off with Chance the Rapper's new Trophy Hook Singer, Francis and the Lights.
A more realistic and better way of describing when your girl goes into labor and begins the birthing process.
"We're at 3 centimeters and it looks like the pussy escape will be happening tonight." - MFJ
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"Fear Of Not Staying In" - Opposite mindset of FOMO, where you don't have the Fear Of Missing Out, but rather dread having to leave your place to do social things.
"I already confirmed "YES" to be there, but man, does that couch look really inviting. Call it a case of FONSI - I'm seriously conflicted."
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The condition for when your throat/lungs hurt after smoking from gas mask bong, a technique made famous by Laremy Tunsil.
"<muted voice> Get this thing off me! I have a big weekend and don't want to develop a nasty case of Tunsillitis."