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Wolfpack

A group of true friends that are bounded together by love and respect. Once in a wolfpack you are truly devoted to your pack and will do anything and everything for them.
Gay Wolfpack member - this member grabs other men's crotch areas. He does this with the full knowledge and confidence that the victim will not make a scene because it will cause humiliation. This wolf also takes every opertunity to kiss people of the same sex to prove himself to the pack.
Drunk that "can't hang" - this member is responsible for drinking the smallest amount of alcohol and getting the most wasted while at the same time promoting the wolf pack name and political agenda. Note - this member is easy to anger and to fuck with, this usually results in him getting kicked out of parties and looking like a bitch.
Clumsy Wolfpack member - this wolf challenges others to drinking games but ends up humiliating himself by spilling beer all over his shirt
The mooch - this wolf never has money for cabs and after you get in the first round they disappear. The mooch is indeed a member of the Wolfpack, but the degree of friendship usually depends on what they want from you . A place to sleep? Access to your hot friend? The mooch knows what they want and usually gets it.
The hungry wolf - this is the wolf that always needs feeding! If they are not fed on regular intervals then they will because instantly moody and pick arguments with other wolves

The risk taker - this wolf will try anything once and lives to be taken out of their comfort zone and to experience new things. The alpha male - the alpha male, the real man, a mans man, a worrier, a stand up guy. It doesn't matter what you call him, he's a leader, the guy other pack members look to for motivation, inspiration and often with a hint of jealousy. He's the man women want. The alfa male can defend himself and his pack from whatever may threaten them. He is in peak physical condition, strong, athletic and aesthetically pleasing to the opposite sex.
The 'I think I'm sexy' Wolfpack member - drinking that liquid courage somehow Makes this wolf think he's an attractive movie star and they take every opportunity to take there clothes of in public.
Person 1 - See that group of people over there? They are so connected and protective of each Other!
Person 2 - Yea they must be a wolfpack

by Wolfpack3000 July 29, 2015