Venusian hat trick

a) When a man has penis-in-anus sex, penis-in-vagina sex, and receives oral sex with a single woman in a single lovemaking session.

b) When a woman has three orgasms in a single session of lovemaking, occurring during vaginal penetration, anal penetration, and oral stimulation respectively.

Note: When both of the above conditions are met in a single sexual encounter the event is called a double hat trick. If this happens on a first date it is a clear sign from the gods that these people should get married within 24 hours.

"I told my girl I'm gonna give her a Venusian hat trick for Valentine's Day."
- a fifteen-year-old boy lying to his friends

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gold star virgin

A person whose never had any form of sexual contact with a partner, including oral and manual stimulation.

"When I was nineteen I hit it with a guy in the bathroom on the Amtrack. He was twenty-five and a gold star virgin. I blew his damn mind."

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Mr. Falcon

A benign proxy for the expletive "motherfucker". Employed by American television censors in the 1990s when broadcasting the film Die Hard 2 (1990). The phrase was inserted into Bruce Willis's dialogue when he declared, "Yippy-kai-yay, motherfucker" while lying on a snowy tarmac just before he ignited a trail of jet fuel that destroyed an airliner in mid-takeoff. Compare to fighting in the alps.

"You know, Jared, after seven drinks you act like a real Mr. Falcon."