Pet Rock

Up to 89% more durable then most other pets, low maintenance, cheap, fair temperament, many different breeds, reliable, and very adaptable.

Person 1: comon Rocko, lets go!

Person 2: hahaha look at that weirdo with a pet rock!

Person 3: yeah, what a loser!!

Person 1: *throws Rocko at them*
Down boy! We talked about this!!