poopoopeepee

You think you’re special that you wrote “peepeepoopoo” backwards.

Person 1: yo

Person 2: poopoopeepee

Person 1: ???

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dovahtinvaak

1:Means "dragon speech" in the elder scrolls universe.

2: you're a nerd

Person 1:Hey, do you play skyrim?

Person 2: Zu'u Tinvaak Fin Dovahtinvaak!

Person 1: ???

Chiweenie

A chihuahua and dachshund mix. Extremely underrated dog breed. Very smart and loyal, but also get jealous easily.

My chiweenie was jealous when I was petting my cat.

sexy lamp

A theory for movies based on the fact that if a female character could just be replaced with a sexy lamp, the story would just be the exact same.

This chick does literally nothing, she would absolutely fail the sexy lamp test.

O\ search

You’re bored.

I’m so fucking bored that I search O\ search.

Rats ass

The anal of a rat.

1: I don’t give a rats ass of what you’re doing.

2: Gross.

YouTube shorts commenters

Actual cancer. It makes the among us community look mature.

Usually say something a long the lines of :

“(insert quote from the video)”

“No one:
Literally no one:
Not even (insert “funny” noun)
Me: farts

“Edit: MOM IM FAMOUS”

“First”

“As a (insert word)…”

“I’m depressed, my mom has cancer, and my dad left, this video made me feel 10x better!”

“(Insert quote) - Sun Tzu”

1: I’m going to look at the comments on this YouTube shorts.

2: Bro the YouTube shorts commenters are fucking stupid, don’t.