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When the sweet, gay human in your office fixes everything and makes you smile, despite being disgruntled.
I was having a terrible day in the office until Scotty, provided some fairepy.
Women who are friends and had sex with the same dude
Brianna and Julie did not know but when they logged onto tinder, they realized they were pole pals.,
The person who confronts you with the truth that you should get a divorce.
I'm forever grateful to Sofia, my divorce whisperer, for telling me that I should get a divorce instead of continuing to try to make a failing marriage work.
Two friends who banged the same guy
I realized I had a cock connection with my friend who had sex with the same tinder guy.
When a country boy has his girl doggy style. Doesn't want to move just says 'mon'backer and get on it. -or- In the army, anyone behind a vehicle in reverse who is directing traffic, "mon'backer."