Metrosexual

A gay man who can't get laid.

Alan: "Oh, we don't have to watch a movie, I've TiVo'd Glee!"

Charlie: "Terrific! I'm alone and miserable, and you want to torture me with hot chicks in cheerleading outfits."

Alan: "Singing hot chicks! It's Wang Chung week."

Charlie: "For God's sake, Alan. Why don't you just put on a pair of assless chaps and get it over with?"

Alan: "I'm not gay. I'm metrosexual."

Charlie: "That's just a gay man who can't get laid."

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