A-R-K

The term A-R-K is used by people in southern Arkansas to describe where they are from. It's not said ark its said A-R-K.

I'm bout that A-R-K!

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newberg

a hick town in oregon that attempts to be cool by having a skatepark

where are you from?
newberg.
oh cool, cya

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absomotherfuckinglutely

a very passionate: of course; will do; yes sir; damn straight; very well; absolutely

jane: jim are you ready to make love to m?
jim: absomotherfuckinglutely!

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crapsmere

rough anal sex where you put it so far up her ass that you get a sample of the contents in her colon.

jim: guess what i had for dinner last night.
tim: corned beef and asparagus.
jim: howd you know?
tim: i gave jane a crapsmere last night.

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quaif

Maiden

My fair quaif...

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grunge

grunge=NIRVANA
NIRVANA=grunge
(get it?)

nirvana: kurt cobain, david grohl and krist novoselic

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Zum

When a bitch be givin' you head while you sleep!

I passed out drunk, when I woke up I was gettin Zum!

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