ketchup pee

The liquid that collects inside a ketchup bottle if it has been left alone for a long period of time.

I forgot to shake the bottle and now I have ketchup pee on my sandwich.

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going Canadian

To refuse to wear a coat, irregardless of the temperature outside.

A) It's snowing outside aren't your going to grab your coat?
B) Nope, I'm going Canadian.

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