Baconarian

Noun) A strict vegan/vegetarian in every sense, except he/she also consumes bacon.

- Canadian bacon DOES NOT count

Baconarianism is the practice of a diet that includes bacon but not the flesh of other animals. A baconarianism diet shares all of its components with a vegetarian diet and includes vegetables, fruit, nuts, grains, beans, eggs, and dairy, but unlike a vegetarian diet also includes bacon.

P1) I would love to be a vegetarian, but I don't think I could give up bacon.

P2) You should try to become baconarian.

P1) What is that?

P2) A strict vegetarian that also eats bacon

going Canadian

To refuse to wear a coat, irregardless of the temperature outside.

A) It's snowing outside aren't your going to grab your coat?
B) Nope, I'm going Canadian.