Stella Code

Phrase used to describe the act of writing useless software, and not excellent code as what some may believe, after partaking in the consumption of 'several' cold beverages.

Dervied from:
'Stella' coming from Stella Artois, a lager brewed in Belgium and after consuming a few can lead to an altered state of consciousness, and 'Code' as in what Software Developers create.

The act of writing "Stella Code" usually occurs on a Friday afternoon. I.e. after coming back from a "liquid lunch".

User: This software doesn't work anymore?!
Support: That's because it was hacked by John on Friday who is known for his Stella Code.

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pants-o-rama

-Adjective
relating to something that is completely rubbish. Compare with 'panorama' to describe a wide angled scene, 'pants-o-rama' is used to describe an all round wretched situation.

1)
Filmgoer: "Showgirls was a great film!"
Response: "WHAT???! Except for the high breast count it was wall-to-wall pants-o-rama! Muppet."

2)
Computer User: "This software doesn't work."
Response: "That's beacuse it's pants-o-rama! Muppet."

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