Woodberry Forest

Woodberry Forest is an all male boarding school in Virginia where only the brightest, most athletic, best looking young men attend. Their counterpart, Episcopal High School, also located in Virginia, better known as the Retarded Druggy School (RDS) is where rejects of WFS attend. Episcopal is best known for having one of the worst football teams in the entire state.

Woodberry Forest has proved this year in and year out by beating them constantly by enormous scores year after year. The hope of Episcopal getting over their bad team may never be a reality as they continue to stuff steroids up their asses and hope for the best.

Woodberry Forest Boy: Oh man, is your anus better after that 42-0 defeat yesterday?

EHS Boy: You stupid farmer... argh, I'm so triggered, I'm going to go shoot some cocaine with my girlfriend.

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