冎

The Chinese character that most resembles amogus.

“amogus”
冎

constipation camp

Where Shitler sent the Poos

"I learned about Shitler's Constipation Camp at school. They gassed the Poos with laxatives."

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

A whole dam lot.

Can I have the amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

How much wood COULD a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

418

HTTP code for "I'm a Teapot". Should be used when a internet-connected teapot is asked to brew coffee.

"ERROR 418 I'M A TEAPOT"

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TSTST

Hell.

It's the test you have to take after getting a good score on the AMC, the AIME, and the USAMO. Then you have to take the TST if you do good again, which is also hell. Then you have to take the IMO, which is absolute hell. Don't take it.

"Tstst stands for team selection test selection test"

мука

Russian word that can be translated into either flour or torture

Did you buy the мука(Вы купили муку?)

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weigh hey and up she rises

It's what we do with a drunken sailor early in the morning.

What shall we do with a drunken sailor early in the morning?

WEIGH HEY AND UP SHE RISES