stocktwits

A mental asylum for the poor.

"I took stocktwits's investment advice and now my portfolio's worth ONE MILLION DOLLARS!"
"Yeah, because you started with two, dumbass."

dijkstra

A guy who invented a shortest path algorithm.

"Bob learned of dijkstra's algorithm"

мука

Russian word that can be translated into either flour or torture

Did you buy the мука(Вы купили муку?)

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weigh hey and up she rises

It's what we do with a drunken sailor early in the morning.

What shall we do with a drunken sailor early in the morning?

WEIGH HEY AND UP SHE RISES

trumpetude

The characteristic of being like a trumpet

“Hey, you know how bob was farting and laying horizontally all day”
“Yeah...”
“He got fired for too much trumpetude.”

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nurlo

A word that has frustrated many. People have banged their heads against desks because of this 5 letter word. Nurlo. What's so unique about it? Is there anything standing out to you?

Anyways, we are all a bunch of total nurlos.

I'm not a nurlo, you are!