Frümola

German word for early-morning erection, the kind that's caused by a full bladder but often mistaken for a sign of arousal. Abbreviation (German-style) of "Frühmorgenlatte" (lit. "early-morning wood").

When my new girlfriend discovered my Frümola this morning she started playing with it, not realising how badly I needed to pee.

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kickie-wickie

Witty word for 'wife' (from Shakespeare).

How about some hanky-panky?, I asked my namby-pamby kickie-wickie.

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