Guac Dropper

A masked man who swoops into Mexican Restaurants and spits mouthfulls of Guacamole on to unsuspecting victims.

"Have you heard? the Guac Dropper swooped into the Taco Bar last night! He spit Guacamole all over Pepe!"

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Louisiana Etch a Sketch

When on holiday in Louisiana, you eat a bowl of Crawfish Jumbalaya, then take a shit on on a tattoo artist while he tattoos your grundel.

Mike: Hey can i get a Tattoo on my grundel
Tattoo Artist: Would you like a regular Tattoo, or a Louisiana Etch a Sketch for a dollar more?
Mike: ok, I'll Have the Louisiana Etch a Sketch
Tattoo Artist: Sure, Heres a bowl of Crawfish Jumbalaya

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Rockaway Splinter

This Occurs when a local adolescent couple decides go go on a romantic stroll. They get into a steamy encounter on one of Rockaway Beach's Wooden Lifeguard Chairs. The chronic splinters resulting in this encounter are called 'Rockawa Splinters'

Dude 1: Hey dude, did you make out with that bitch last night?

Dude 2: Yeah, check out these Rockaway Splinters on my ass!

Dude 1: Wow! I'll help you take them out with my teeth.