Ben

A person with an overinflated ego.

Why did Ben post so many definitions of himself on urbandictionary?

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Sleep Inertia

The sensation of being half conscious or only partially awake usually occurring immediately after waking up. It is also accompanied by a desire to continue sleeping.

Jim awoke early one morning for work after a rather weak-ass sleep. The force of his sleep inertia was strong that morning. So strong in fact that Jim couldn't help himself but fall back to sleep, consequently missing his shift.

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Texas Turnover

This is a sexual act, although it does not occur at the appointed time of consummation. More of a courting ritual really.

A male, attempting to excite his spouse or chosen mate, will defecate on their pillows. The steaming turn can be referred to as a Texas Turnover

Mike: "Did you get that Texas Turnover I left for you this morning?"

Ashley: "Ah yes! Why thank you Mike for such a magnificent gesture. Maybe we will indulge in some Alabama Flapjacks later as well."

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