Dune

Pronounced: Doon
Someone who annoys you on the beach.
Can also be someone who spends too long at the beach.

"That jerk just flicked sand at me! What a dune."
"Holy shit! Check out old leather-back over there! What a sandflicking dune!"

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Mexican Stand-Down

When two or more people are so courteous to one another, it becomes painful.

Particularly common with food at restaurants, or when opening doors for others.

"Parky, would you like this last dumpling?"
"No, please. You have it."
"Parky, I insist. Please eat it."
"I couldn't possibly take that last dumpling. Please, it's yours..."
Ad nauseam.
WAITER: "Welp! It looks like we've got ourselves a Mexican Stand-Down!"

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al-Kinda

1. Sort of a terrorist.
2. Holds extreme beliefs, but couldn't be fucked doing anything about it.

I'm thinking about becoming a member of al-Kinda, but I'm pretty blazed so I might just order pizza.

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