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Eating jello off of a clitoris while pleasing your lover
Ken why weren't you at homecoming last night? Oh it's because I was in a clitello orgy and we had extra jello
When you show off just a little too much to your gf or bf and they get annoyed so they leave you for another asshole
Auughhh Braden is such a far dick I'm leaving him
When you are so tremendously ugly you get freaked out in front of the mirror
Carly did a mirror reboot after being hungover
When you are at a party and you crack a glow stick on a whore's ass so it glows and if you want a quick lap job just tell your friends to find the ass glow
Damn have you seen the green ass glow she gives out great blow jobs, dude the blue ass glow will let you fuck her all night for only 20$.
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An extremely short person, who is very annoying but amazing at sports and thinks the ladies want him just because he is good at sports. He also rides a hobbit pocket
Dude Braden is such a hobbit jock, he thinks everyone is all over him. And he is sooooo annoying