unprotensenzelous

does not exist in dictionary. Therefore, it means the same thing as "nothing".

Also, when used in certain context, it means that there is 'no reason' or 'no explanation required'.

W13: "I have unprotensenzelous reasons"
Stupid: "What is unprotensenzelous?"
Smart: "Unprotensenzelous means that you dont need a reason to tell us"

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clavicaphobia

The fear of anything touching one’s collar bones.

Chuck Norris is said to only wince at someone utilizing his clavicaphobia against him. His immediate reflex is a Texas Ranger roundhouse of course.