Kiki Kolada

Recipe:

One part Vodka Milk™
Nine parts Ephedrine
One part Super Pump™
One part Warp 1.9
Six parts Ephedrine

Mix together and consume prior to any Union night.

Blackout #1: Bro, why is he passed out on the floor seizuring ?
Blackout #2: Haha! That'd be the Kiki Kolada. It induces an Ephedrileptic Shock.
Blackout #1: Wow.... I want one!